HOW TO GET WITH A MAN

I go home I find my roommate and my cousin. Seeing my head they offer me a drink between girls fashion jogging relax at home on our terrace is good.

I tell them it's a good idea I need this because I feel dirty and not morale because I only fall on the guys crazy in every sense of the word but I think Mickaël certainly. I tell my roommate but you can not drink alcohol with tears in your eyes.

And she answers me proud but if my gynecologist allowed me to two glasses of champagne a month then she begins to shout Alicia champagne but a good. So I start laughing to see her with her big belly because she really eats for two. Then we drink the first cup and I start telling them my mishaps with our neighbor explaining the exchange.

Alicia: It's true that your mother is really starting to be heavy trying to get you to have children at all costs.

Instead of being proud of his daughter because frankly hat you went from the little secretary who was nails without diploma you became a boss of a big company with several employees you have a flat of madness and a driver. So she should rather admire your career.

There, at this moment it is the opening of the second bottle. I explain that I fall only on spacemen to see Glasses Snake is in the skirts of his mother, the neighbor thinks of his third leg, the one who was well Philippe I threw it with my feminine discernment I spoil everything. Alicia explains to us that we are not really made to live together, the man and the woman do not think the same.

And there she tells me right in the eyes you should have paid. Alicia: The girls I'm going to tell you how are the men. First, everyone who comes to see me is married and names me my love. There is J ... who asks me to pee in his mouth ... We: what are you going to tell anything.

She: but no girls it's true and in addition to my little gift I have an extra but you know just before you see it I have to drink a liter of water before it happens because it's not easy to pee on demand.

One day there were traffic jams in New York it was an hour late I could not stand it anymore just when it rang I had to go to the bathroom to relieve myself I had a stomach ache.

My roommate: A LIKE ME !!

We look at her with our big eyes saying to her two voices: Like you.

I imagine Ex-Boss lying on the floor mouth wide open and she doing it on him, I understand why he left his wife. She tells us but not the girls when I go to the ultrasound to drink a liter of water before.

Alicia and I started laughing. Alicia goes back to her story: so I could not pee on him so I quickly made some warm water with a little lemon and I do not know what took me I put some liquid washing up.

And when he arrived I told him that I wanted to put a headband it was more existent.

I poured him the liquid he shouted oh yes oh yes it's good I'll enjoy what did. Then he left the next morning I called him to find out if he was fine.

I was not able to sleep because I was afraid he would cause me food poisoning and die. This was the third bottle and we could not stop laughing.