LOST TESTICLES AGENCY

On you men of the 2020s.

- Yes nowadays Caroline points out to me. Men have a hard time committing to a life in two, especially those who have passed their fifties. Men are women in all areas. Men who have just divorced have alimony to be paid, children every other weekend, more than once a compensatory payment so they are terrified of the word commitment and the word marriage for help.

- Yes they are good for coming to stretch the kitty with us specifies Leila. We need it sometimes, we admit it because after we feel beautiful thanks to you Mister she specifies.But good to be in couple we would also like.

Delphine she is scandalized by the feminine side of men. Men these days wear necklaces, bracelets with long hair, no, it's no longer the real guys we can lean on. Good times also change it is not Michou that we regret which man that one because he had the balls in 1960 to disguise men in the eyes of the general public for his cabaret.

No the men have changed they don't know where to invite us to the restaurant they tell us you want to have dinner or where you want to go. No we want a little imagination not to go to the local restaurant or at the end we always have the same dish.

Attention we also change the woman will no longer remain the good little Saint Bernard to her cushy who when he has a headache gives him the doliprane and the glass of water. We have decided to open an agency for you gentlemen

"Lost balls" with assistance to give them back to you. Alice offers to give you advice to turn your sex life upside down stop making love to us like a well-educated child we need to be rushed to have in front of us a real man who presses us against the wall which we takes on the car seat.

Yes if you want to find your balls that you lost in sex the agency advises you on little things like blindfolding your partner to run a brush on your partner taking care of his whole body it is she who is your subject of discovery and you will see that your balls will reappear as if by a miracle even your third leg will be on the alert.

Kathia talks to us about another subject which has also lost its balls: yes between her and this mysterious man there is a climate which has settled down which is a little more than friendship but the problem is not not a real guy he doesn't come forward he could give her a clear lead even she would like if he doesn't have the balls that he starts singing would you like to sleep with me tonight. She tells us that he always discusses something intimate, but he doesn't take the first step. She already has a husband at home so she wants a real guy where the men are.

Sophie tells us that the neighbor above water flooded their kitchen she asked Mr. to go see him he replied that no because with these big crackers it is better that she goes there because with its charm and these pretty shapes this will go faster to resolve. And another one that we register directly with the lost balls agency.

We all advise Sophie the next time for another neighborhood problem to ask her lover to solve it because apparently he has good balls no but her husband does not want her to tease her neighbor because he is scared of his muscles .

No we want real guys. Right now you men are worse than girls of real girls even the clothing brands have noticed your last dada the colored socks with designs that you match your shoes in the color of your tie shirt sweater.

One of our trendy things men color their hair to cover gray hair there too you can point to the agency of the lost balls because we fantasize about the hair of Richard Gere of Georges Clooney on the other hand the white hairs that come out of the ears of the nose or on your private parts we vote unanimously. A real man is also the one who wears the beard for three days the bad boy attracts us.

And stop taking the economic crisis as an excuse for a real man to pay the bill and especially not to divide the bill in half.

If you know a female man send them to the lost balls agency.

We are going to take to the streets to demonstrate against the lost balls. Attention comes Valentine's Day we want real Men with everything you need where it is needed.