NICE THE MENOPAUSE

In addition to the husband who has evolved in his post from where he travels business dinner in the evening no longer need to cook youpi. I'm going to be able to sweat the other had to put the heating on the road I'm in water. I'm going to turn it off before having to walk naked like a worm in the apartment.

What no heat I'm getting the flu to help. At this time, Mr. phone me to propose to join him, I explain to him that I am not well I even called SOS doctor. That sounds it's the doctor. He asks me for my symptoms he looks at me sternly.

You just made me move for it, he said?

Me: Yes I think cover .. Him: Good to reassure you will take the blood test to measure your FSH. Me: I am seriously ill.

He asked me to settle it: No, my little lady, you're getting old!

Menopause!!!! He leaves I just wallowed in the sofa is not possible I'm too young I can not have this horrible thing. My husband's phone asks me what I have. I do not know why I told him a gastro and yes I do not tell him La Menopause him who tells me that his secretary will play sports method Mia she is twenty years old. Me released woman I go to the granny box is resistance.

He adds that unfortunately as planned he leaves in an hour in London for three days if he wants me to push back I do not tell him especially. Not tonight I'm having a dinner at the top with women over fifty to question them go ten guests I called a caterer I was too hot to cook I also released a lot of champagne.

Finally the girlfriends land it takes me back during the aperitif I'm hot. Here the debate begins oh my darling you have menopause you are red like a tomato. Elsa said you're lucky because when I had it I felt bad so I always took my perfume with me to splash me. Then I discovered that eating sage leaves removed those puffs. In my head I say to myself tomorrow I run to buy some.

Lise outbid by telling me that all women necessarily take three pounds mandatory and to lose them is a kilogram a year with a diet. From where I decide to skip cheese and dessert. Sophie at that moment she raises her top to show us proudly his wrists of love. Then Magalie tells us about these mood swings that she can not control. Caroline tells us that she is either tired or insomniac.

Another has back pain etc ... Then there are those who take hormones and those who do not take because it is supposedly carcinogenic and in addition we gain weight.

And here it is a more crisp but horrible discussion sex libido loss and the worst vaginal dryness. Whence the invention of the lubricants that seem to help?

And the main thing is to take a good young love this is the only nice thing it seems the Menopause. The girlfriends leave I swallow three glasses of champagne in a row.

Then I rush to my cell phone to call Sir by making a declaration of love him answer me that it is adorable but not to be afraid I will not die of a gastro.

But he does not know that I'm going to have to deceive him. I'm going to eat every day of Sage alive Menopause.